Not For The Feign Of Heart

Words Are Less But Still Never Enough

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My name is.. Well, just look at my LJ name, DUMBASS! I didn't make it that hard for you, or for you to get to know me as well as you should. I mean, my name is literally my Live Journal name. Well, anywhore, I'm 24 years old now, and I'm still living @ home. Yes I still live with Mom and Dad. At least I'm honest, trying to hook-up the late night "Feeding Frenzy" is something of a different matter. Saying you still live at home while "gettin' yo' flavor on" always seems to kill the mood. I just recently had a job at 7-Eleven for a good two weeks, and was then "terminated". I did manage to get $400.00 out of the whole deal, but I have yet to get another job. I'm a rather reasonable guy, good friends, good shows, tight pants, trying to out scene the next kid with my fanny packs and X's tatted on my knees and scrotum. WHO'S HARDCORE NOW BITCHES!?!? MY FUCKING SCROTUM!!

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Who is this sexy bastard... Oh yeah, It's me!!! [KISSES]

By The Way, Don't EVER Forget....
Your Favorite Band SUCKS!

.... Oh, and so does Napoleon Dynamite

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Stability |||||||||||||| 53%
Orderliness |||||| 23%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 43%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||| 16%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 56%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||| 36%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 43%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||| 16%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 63%
Stability results were medium which suggests you are moderately relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.

Orderliness results were low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion results were high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.

You Are 82% Evil

You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!

The Weather in Hell

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User Number: 6583865
Date Created:11-23-04
Number of Posts: 120

Colin_Gardner has trouble with people. He is an asshole constantly and he will never have sex. He is funny, and has a close-knit group of friends. He enjoys making jokes, and on other peoples behalf sometimes. He likes throwing fireworks at people, from the safety of Jessica Parker's car. Colin_Gardner is unsure of himself and at the age[now]of 23, has yet to hold a steady job.... He is indeed a sad, sad human being!
Strengths: Likes to please others, Will fight for a right cause, Keeps friends entertained, Loyal, Witty, Hilarious, Fucks it up in the pit, Psychologists, Artist, Music aficionado
Weaknesses: Music snob, Talks too much, Can't handle confrontations with women, Can't handle women, Asshole in nature, Overweight, Boring, Still talks too much, Pushy, Jobless, Needy, Will tell you your favorite band sucks
Special Skills: Master of the switch blade, Trained in barbed wire baseball-bat throwing, Fat knuckles, Can out debate you as to why your favorite band sucks, Can make girls/women cry, Master of "Inappropriate Comment"
Weapons: Switch Blades, BIC pens, Magic Markers, Fat Knuckles, Oversized Backhands, Barbed Wire Baseball-Bats, Fireworks, [+10]Insult Power, [+12]Making Girls Cry
Motto: "... Up there it's their time, it's their time up there. Down here it's our time, it's our time down here!"- Sean Astin[Goonies]

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