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You Are 82% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
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Number of Posts: 120
Colin_Gardner has trouble with people. He is an asshole constantly and he will never have sex. He is funny, and has a close-knit group of friends. He enjoys making jokes, and on other peoples behalf sometimes. He likes throwing fireworks at people, from the safety of Jessica Parker's car. Colin_Gardner is unsure of himself and at the age[now]of 23, has yet to hold a steady job.... He is indeed a sad, sad human being!
Strengths: Likes to please others, Will fight for a right cause, Keeps friends entertained, Loyal, Witty, Hilarious, Fucks it up in the pit, Psychologists, Artist, Music aficionado
Weaknesses: Music snob, Talks too much, Can't handle confrontations with women, Can't handle women, Asshole in nature, Overweight, Boring, Still talks too much, Pushy, Jobless, Needy, Will tell you your favorite band sucks
Special Skills: Master of the switch blade, Trained in barbed wire baseball-bat throwing, Fat knuckles, Can out debate you as to why your favorite band sucks, Can make girls/women cry, Master of "Inappropriate Comment"
Weapons: Switch Blades, BIC pens, Magic Markers, Fat Knuckles, Oversized Backhands, Barbed Wire Baseball-Bats, Fireworks, [+10]Insult Power, [+12]Making Girls Cry
Motto: "... Up there it's their time, it's their time up there. Down here it's our time, it's our time down here!"- Sean Astin[Goonies]
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